OK everyone, take a deep breath. Yes, Bloomberg did shut down the “Pleasure Carts” giving away vibrators due to over-sized crowds. Yes, it is very aggravating. Yes, it would have been fun to take a vibrator home tonight. I get it. But really? Why are we all acting like these were the last vibrators available to woman-kind? Trust me they are not!
Also, while we are on the subject, why were you all ready to run out and take home the free vibrator without doing any research or homework?
Come on now. If someone was giving out free one-size-fits-all contact lenses, would you be running for those too?
You get my point. At least I hope you do. If not, here, let me spell it out:
- Vibrators are great! You should definitely get one or two and have fun with them.
- Different people want/need different types of vibrators. You should figure that out. Don’t worry it won’t take long.
- Don’t get cheap when you are buying a vibrator. Get one that “fits” and makes you happy!
If you need a place to get started…try my website. But lots of websites have fabulous information on vibrators. Take an hour (Oh, come on now. Don’t groan. It would have taken you that long to wait in line anyway). Find a vibrator that makes sense for you and then order it!
Then take it home and have fun. I promise you. There is no vibrator shortage!!!!